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Wullie: “Hello.. Lance ..”
Liam: “My names Liam?”
Wullie: “Errr.. how’s it hanging Liam Dude ?”
Liam: “Yes OK thanks Wullie.”
Wullie: “Ok.. Are you Sure its Liam ?”
Liam: “Err Yes I’m pretty sure...”
Wullie: “Ok then... Well ...Liam... do you cycle much ..?”
Liam: “Yes? I have just won the gold Medal in the Mountain Biking
at the commonwealth games.”
Wullie: “? Ah Ha… Now I recognise you .....Yes your the guy who
took advantage of Oli Beckinsale are you not?”
Liam: “What do you mean? I beat him fair and square”
Wullie: “Someone told me you threw a tack on the ground and it
gave him a puncture.”
Liam: “Who said that? That’s Disgraceful how dare they! I will
sue them... errrrr was there any video evidence?”
Wullie: “I don’t know… Anyway Liam what is your Fav Fish?”
Liam: “Well errrr I did not expect this Question so will have to
think... Mmmm... a Goldfinch.”
Wullie: “That’s a bird Liam?”
Liam: “No, No… Is it Hell… I have some at home they swim about in
cycles in their bowl. Round and round… in cycles… in their bowl all day
long.”
Wullie: “In Cycles Liam?”
Liam: “Yes Wullie”
Wullie: “Like the games… round and round…”
Liam: “Yes.”
Wullie: “Do your Goldfinches have tacks Liam?”
Liam: “No they have Tails…”
Wullie: “Ok, just asking… mmm… lovely… How many Goldfinch do you
have Liam?”
Liam: “Well I had 12 Till Ollie broke into my house one night and
drowned 6 of them now I only have 3.”
Wullie: “Errr… Let me work this one out… scratch… scratch… 6 from
12 leaves 6... how come only 3 left?”
Liam: “Err well… Took 3 of my lucky Goldfinches with me to the
Commonwealth Games, I put them in my water bottle for safe keeping. Must
Admit after I Tried to sook some water I realised my mistake and
eventually had to get rid of them. I did notice a lot of crashes and
punctures after I threw them out. But well... that is what Mountain
Biking is all about is it not?”
Wullie: “Yes it is Liam…. Indeeddeeee. Have you been to Mull
Liam?”
Liam: “No? But I’m going to... everyone HAS TO EVENTUALLY, I hear
it’s fantastic.”
Wullie: “Thank you Liam but remember, if you come to Mull you
better get some serious training in. The Bladder, Abdul and the Gibbo
are not to be treated lightly.”
Liam: “Thank you for your advice Wullie.”
Wullie: “Good night Liam.”
Liam: “Goodnight Wullie.”
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