This creature hunts during the day or night so no one is really safe from
him. Little girls to old men are all his prey, he makes no exception.
He
works in mysterious ways and the dirty deeds he does are all done Sober or
drunk ..the only difference being in his drunk state is that he starts to
speaking Gibbo-rish... Err ish rat a Cake ...mmmm..it ish ..... Grab
..chomp ..chomp ....Ish at a cannna beerrr.. ahh ha its Ish grab
...Gulp gulp
The Ghostly Gulping and Chomping can be heard until either there is
nothing left or his eyes begin to roll and the beer cannot reach his
throat because his tummy is so full that the food has jammed and is being
forced out his nose.
If you are lucky you will only have a huge chicken and a few cans.
He can devour them very quickly and will immediately leave ...with the
lovely words of thanks ...cheers Burp ..I'm Away..
He then goes in search of new hosts to prey on like that horrible scary
thing in Alien ....
He can do an impression of the Alien trying to escape from his body when
he is wearing tight cycle shorts
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